LUSH 2013 Valentine’s Day Collection

Everytime LUSH releases a new collection, be it Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, and especially Christmas, this is my reaction.

Once I get the initial hyperventilation out of my system, I tend to actually look over the items and see what is being released. For 2013, LUSH has really hit the mark with their Valentine’s Day collection, especially the massage bars. I mean, it is Valentine’s Day after all, so you better be touching and massaging your significant other all over.

Tender is the Night

Tender is the Night is the world’s first soft-centered massage bar, with a light shea and murmuru butter shell that crushes easily in the hand to reveal the almond oil, glycerine, cupuaçu and agave syrup core. This soft centre makes your massage an unforgettable, slippery, sensual experience – letting hands slide tenderly over the skin while spreading an intoxicating jasmine, ylang and vanilla perfume all over.

From Dusk Till Dawn


There are times, like Valentine’s Day, when you want to make sure your partner is wide awake after a romantic massage. A good rub down with this stimulating bar will ensure your grateful partner has plenty of vim and vigor for other…activities! This gold-capped cone has an uplifting and invigorating perfume of Sicilian lemon and sweet wild orange oil to keep you going all night long, From Dusk ‘Til Dawn!

Willow Pattern


This creamy rose, Sicilian lemon and rosewood soap is sure to set hearts a-flutter this Valentine’s Day. Inspired by a tragic love story of star-crossed lovers, and with a luxurious perfume called ‘A Thousand Rose Petals’, this romantic, limited edition soap certainly suits the season of love. With skin softening and soothing ingredients, a lather with Willow Pattern soap is just about the most sensual way to wash this February!

The Kiss

The Kiss is another first from the LUSH labs; a delicious vegan lip gloss that’s absolutely free from preservatives! With luxurious shea and cupuaçu butters, we’ve created a light balm to moisturize and protect the lips, while giving them a subtle pink glossy sheen – and a delicious almond and mandarin flavor to boot. Re-apply frequently to keep your lips plump and soft after all that kissing!

Magic Mushroom


Everyone’s favorite toadstool has returned! Our enormously popular Magic Mushroom bubble bar is back again this Valentine’s Day, spreading his bubbles and soft, fruity scents everywhere he goes! His red cap contains the creamy Vanillary perfume, and is topped off with a perfectly white stem of fresh strawberries. Lay back in his enchanting waters and allow a spell of relaxation to wash over you. Although sharing a Valentine’s bath can be very enjoyable, you may not have mush-room for anyone else with this fungi!

The Ex-Factor


When love isn’t a factor in your Valentine’s Day, it’s okay to indulge your wicked streak and celebrate the cynical! With the same vanilla-musk scent as our Butterball Bath Bomb, The Ex-Factor is especially fun for those of you who have a thirst for revenge. Pay no mind to the endless stream of cards, candy hearts and pink balloons around you, and drop our little blue man of bath time voodoo in your tub instead. Delight in watching his limbs dissolve one by one, into the calming, deep blue water until finally (finally!) his little heart explodes into a thousand tiny pieces, only to be washed down the drain into nothingness.  Revenge satisfied.


Win a BlackBerry Bold 9780!!

So I realized I haven’t given away anything for a long time. I’m going to go all out this time, giving away a free BlackBerry Bold 9780!!

The rules are dead simple. All you gotta do is ‘Like’ the LUSH Markville Facebook page. Once it hits 500 ‘Likes’, I will randomly draw a winner!! And to all those who already like the LUSH Markville page, you are already entered!!

Good luck, and thanks to all my followers! ❤

Golden Hollywood Party!

First of all, I want to send out a huge thank you to those who came out to our Golden Hollywood Party. It was a major success! Everyone enjoyed the red carpet, the popcorn & cupcakes, and most of all, our costumes! I was decked out as Charlie Chaplin, Catherine was glamorous as Elizabeth Taylor, and Fran was dolled up as Captain America’s love interest, Peggy Carter. It was truly a sight to be seen!

Check out the pictures below, and make sure to watch the (hilarious!) video as well to relive the experience and glam of our Golden Hollywood Party!

LUSH Retro Haul Contest!!

Let’s get this out of the way. Casey Anthony was found not guilty. I’ve been terribly depressed and disappointed that she got away with murder.

So what better way to lift my spirits by giving away free stuff!! Our whole team at LUSH Markville had made a Retro order, and instead of me enjoying all the bath bombs, bubble bars, soaps, and shampoos, I want you to have a chance to win them all for free!

The rules are dead simple. All you have to do is ‘Like’ the LUSH Markville Facebook page. Once it reaches 400 ‘Likes’, I’ll randomly pick a winner! It’s that simple!

I’ll make another post to let y’all know when we have reached the required number of ‘Likes’. And check out the video of me showing you exactly what you can win. It’s literally over $140 worth of LUSH Retro products. For free. Yes, I’m crazy. I don’t care. Good luck everyone!

(For a full list of what you will win, check out the tags in this post, sans the Sonic Death Monkey, because that has been used already!)